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Early Christmas Gifts from President Obama

Have you heard the late breaking news about President Obama's greatest achievements? He's being credited with "rebuilding the American Dream." And you know what? They're right!

Now before my friends on the left rejoice, and by buds on the right gag, it's not at all what it seems.

The internet is all abuzz regarding an 82-year-old lady who is thoroughly convinced that President Obama is "rebuilding the American Dream!" Not only does she love Obama, she thinks he's amazing and is thanking God for the President.

However, her take on what constitutes "rebuilding the American Dream" is not what I'd guess our left leaning friends want to hear, nor contemplate. Following are her personal observations and an explanation. The graphics, as always, are mine:
REBUILDING the AMERICAN DREAM: Early Christmas Gifts from President Obama to Conservatives Everywhere

Early Christmas Gifts from President Obama

1. Clinton Political Machine Destroyed
Obama destroyed the Clinton Political Machine, driving a stake through the heart of Hillary's presidential aspirations - something no Republican was ever able to do.
  
2. Kennedy Dynasty Obliterated 
Obama killed off the Kennedy Dynasty - no more Kennedys trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home.

3. Democratic Party Devastated
Obama is destroying the Democratic Party before our eyes! Dennis Moore had never lost a race. Evan Bayh had never lost a race. Byron Dorgan had never lost a race. Harry Reid - soon to be GONE! These are just a handful of the Democrats whose political careers Obama has destroyed. By the end of 2016 dozens more will be gone. Just think, in December of 2008 the Democrats were on the rise. In the previous two election cycles, they picked up 14 Senate seats and 52 House seats. The press was touting the death of the Conservative Movement and the Republican Party. However, in just one year, Obama put a stop to all of this and has given the House and the Senate back to the Republicans.

4. Liberalism Exposed 
Obama has completely exposed liberals and progressives for what they are. Sadly, every generation seems to need to re-learn the lesson on why they should never actually put liberals in charge. Obama is bringing home the lesson very well: Liberals tax, borrow and spend. Liberals won't bring themselves to protect America. Liberals want to take over the economy. Liberals think they know what is best for everyone. Liberals are not happy until they are running YOUR life.

5. Conservatism Rejuvenated
Obama has brought more Americans back to conservatism than anyone since Reagan. In one year, he has rejuvenated the Conservative Movement and brought out to the streets millions of freedom loving Americans. Name one other time when you saw your friends and neighbors this interested in taking back America!

6. Firearms Sales Skyrocket
Obama, with his "amazing leadership," has sparked the greatest period of sales of firearms and ammunition this country has seen. Law abiding citizens have rallied and have provided a 'stimulus' to the sporting goods field while other industries have failed, faded or moved off-shore.

7. New Direction for America
In all honesty, one year ago I was more afraid than I have been in my life. Not afraid of the economy, but afraid of the direction our country was going. I thought, Americans have forgotten what this country is all about. My neighbors and friends, even strangers, have proved to me that my lack of confidence in the greatness and wisdom of the American people has been flat wrong.

8. America Has Awoken
When the American people wake up, no smooth talking teleprompter reader can fool them! Barack Obama has served to wake up these great Americans!

9. Obama Is The Pariah
He can’t get anyone to take Chuck Hagle’s job as Sec. Defence. They just don’t want to be a White House Doormat and ruin their own futures.

Again, I want to say: "Thank you, Barack Obama!" After all, this is exactly the kind of hope and change we desperately needed!

EXTRA
AND he made Jimmy Carter happy since Jimmy is no longer the worst president we've ever had.

Merry Christmas from President Barack Obama 
As to the "82 year old lady" herself, I don't know if she's a genuine, living-breathing human being or a construct of an imaginative conservative. Regardless, it does offer a sound rationale to consider and possibly something to be grateful for as we count our blessings this Christmas Season.

Mark
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